Sweggity Sweg

ladyskorpia:

Step up your game, Olive Garden.

ladyskorpia:

Step up your game, Olive Garden.

I love my skin!

(Source: arthaemisia)

(Source: aidn)

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

fall-out-bruh:

lying is the most fun brendon can have without taking his clothes off

(Source: ierios)

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  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

allmymetaphors:

ppl always ask me “”what are you going to do with your degree”“ and “"if you wanna get a PHD how do you plan on paying for it"" and ""where are you gonna move after college"" but here is the thing:

i am very powerful and cute and im gonna float through this world one day at a time. please leave me alone. 

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

(Source: equestria)

zackisontumblr:

"you REALLY don’t know where we’re at??”

please stop i’m geographically challenged